What's up crew
Dthomas here to catch you up on my recent activities ..


So Saturday night rolls around and my cell has been blowing up like crazy. I wasn't really planning on going out because the previous twos night were quite 'eventful' and long. I won't get into details but you can be assured, my game was on point and the I got the end results to prove it. Anyway, so I finally decide to answer a call from my associate The Professor who had just met these gorgeous foreign girls from Westminster, England who were here for 4 days en route for Vancouver, Canada.


I laugh and say "here we go again."

Strangely enough, the prof was approached by this these 3 girls (and one guy) in the mall of all places and asked about the nightlife here. They struck up a conversation and talked for a few minutes until the Prof finally decided to bring the whole group to 'show them a night on the town." Seriously though, and I've really noticed this lately, once you have gotten a lot the inner game worked out and you appear receptive and friendly, people will just come talk to you. And if your trustworthy and fun, they will want to stay around you.

It isn't always the predator, hunter with his "approach everything with two legs" attitude that gets the girl. Sometimes, just living in your reality and being that friendly, approachable person that can get you results. Anyways, I'm starting to ramble.

So ok, these 3 girls and one dude, come over to our house with a fifth of jagermiester that prof had picked up at the liquor store. As it turns out, two of these girls are really hot (both Brunettes)and one was average. And they had accents which made them 5 times as hot....not even joking. And as it turned out the guy was only a good friend of the girls and was a mad cool guy.

We started drinking and playing a fun game called "Catch Phrase." This game is the shit by the way. If you haven't played it, you are seriously missing out. And the cool thing about it was that the game requires equal teams and since there were 5 of us I offered to pair up with my target, so that were pretty much the same team. This game led way to tons of teasing, kino, little push/pull battles and well teamwork. By the end of the game she was sitting on my lap, holding hands with me, and basically giving me those obvious SOIs.

After the game, I tried the roman soul gaze on her. It has been a while since I have used this one and I don't know why. This little game is so fun and deeply embedded, that by the time I was done with it, I could nearly stick out my hand and touch the electricity between us. At this point, I decided it was time to kiss close. Nothing fancy I just simply said "you are amazing, come here!" I then pulled away and said "that's all you get for now." She laughed and made some remark about "American guys!"

Prof was getting mad amounts attraction from his target but he had the additional challenge of making the guy and other girl feel comfortable and not isolated. I rarely say this....but we needed more dudes at my house. My target was all over me, So I took her hand and told her I wanted to show her my room. We went up to my room and I let a few candles and played her some of my new favorite music. You all should check out Thievery Corporation. They are real chill and provide perfect "getting it on" music.

Anyway we kissed more and talked more. She told me about England and I talked my passion for English Premier league soccer. More kissing. More talking. Finally I decided to escalate. Off came the top. Off came the jeans. And then the LMR kicked in when I started to "feel around" down there. She said something along the lines of "you are just trying to have sex aren't you." I looked her in the eyes and assured her "I never put out on the first date, don't worry we can't take this too far." It didn't really make sense but it provided enough cognitive confusion, for her to just let it go. I just figured she had to throw at least some token resistance to feel good about it. She doesn't want to feel like a slut. And so it went.

Bottoms come off and we switch positions dry humping. GOD I love the female body. Thinking about it now just makes me smile. Nothing is more beautiful than humans in their most primitive clothing. We dry hump more. Note: I like to take things slow. If things are going to happen, then they will. But never force it. It takes all the fun out of it. BUT and this is a big fucking BUT!!!! If you have an obstacle who is adamant about getting his friends back their hotel it can be a problem. AND it was. Just as things we were getting heavy, I get a knock on my door. "hey Emma, we have to go. I"m sobor. Meet me down here in 5 minutes." This ladies and gents is a PUAs worst nightmare. I think I could even feel the pain of blue balls setting in when he said that.

So I did what anyone would have done. I pulled on her logical cards. "I think he is still drunk. he shouldn't drive. We have two big comfy couches they can sleep on. It's no problem , we can give you a ride in the morning." She went out and talked to him and her other friend for a second and came back and said that she and her friends had to get up real early and her guy friend didn't want to waste the 140 bucks they had spent on the hotel. I was going to try to reason more with her, but I could tell by looking at her that she was already out of the mood. AHHHHH. And so she gave me her email and told me to email her. And they departed our house around 2AM.

In retrospect, I am planning on emailing this girl. She was gorgeous and insanely cool. And she had a hotttt accent. OK, so things didn’t go quite as planned, but fortunately my expectations for the night were ummm well nilch and they didn't end that way. Keep your plans open and never get locked into to doing one thing. Who knows, maybe something like this will happen to you. Happy holidays friends. -dthomas

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